▲ 791 ▼ Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time" (lemmy.world) submitted 11 months ago by Agent641@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 65 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] pelya@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (6 children) Seconds hand does not show seconds. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Solemarc@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (5 children) Polling the API every second, are you crazy?! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] pelya@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago When an API request fails, the seconds clock handle becomes red, and the time health management microservice sends an alert SMS to your phone once per second (scaled with the number of clients) permalink fedilink source parent [–] qupada@fedia.io 7 points 11 months ago (1 child) I keep trying, but the clock only displays 4:29. What do? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] itkovian@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago Task for the next story. For now, just file a ticket and shove it up your manager's ass. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Agent641@lemmy.world [S] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child) How will the system know when to poll the API if it doesn't know seconds? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Windex007@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago It can just sleep(1); permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Solemarc@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (5 children) Polling the API every second, are you crazy?! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] pelya@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago When an API request fails, the seconds clock handle becomes red, and the time health management microservice sends an alert SMS to your phone once per second (scaled with the number of clients) permalink fedilink source parent [–] qupada@fedia.io 7 points 11 months ago (1 child) I keep trying, but the clock only displays 4:29. What do? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] itkovian@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago Task for the next story. For now, just file a ticket and shove it up your manager's ass. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Agent641@lemmy.world [S] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child) How will the system know when to poll the API if it doesn't know seconds? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Windex007@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago It can just sleep(1); permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pelya@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago When an API request fails, the seconds clock handle becomes red, and the time health management microservice sends an alert SMS to your phone once per second (scaled with the number of clients) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] qupada@fedia.io 7 points 11 months ago (1 child) I keep trying, but the clock only displays 4:29. What do? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] itkovian@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago Task for the next story. For now, just file a ticket and shove it up your manager's ass. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago Task for the next story. For now, just file a ticket and shove it up your manager's ass. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world [S] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child) How will the system know when to poll the API if it doesn't know seconds? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Windex007@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago It can just sleep(1); permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago It can just sleep(1); permalink fedilink source parent
