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Are you being ripped off? Good luck! (media.piefed.world)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 11 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Given the information here, I believe that:

1 Giant Roll = 2.25+ Rolls = 2250+ Sheets

1 Double Roll = 2 Rolls = 2000 Sheets

1 Super Mega Roll = 6 Rolls = 6000 Sheets

1000 Sheets = 1 Roll = 0.5 Double Roll = 0.444 Giant Roll = 0.166 Super Mega Roll

1 Super Mega Roll = 2.666 Giant Roll = 3 Double Roll = 6 Roll = 6000 Sheets

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    I can take 6000 shits with one super mega roll?! WOW!

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Yes , if you use exactly 1 square each time.

    But someone so enterprising and smart like you probably uses both sides, so 12,000 shits per roll is on the table.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    I use a bidet, btw.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Ok? You still need to dry yourself, don't you?

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    Get a load of this guy, never used a bidet! /s

    But seriously, there's many ways to go about it. Some people don't use anything, some use tp, some bidets blow air, some use a dedicated towel.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago*

    I've used a basic add-on version for a toilet, and I actually wiped first, but it evened out, because I didn't want to get every last particle, just remove the bulk, because I was paranoid about sending bits flying. Of course it also depends on the, uh, consistency.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I used to run a bidet system, but then I found out about xylospongium:

    It's got slightly different architecture than bidet, and you have to manually compile some of the features that bidetinstall handles automatically, but you gain so much more control over your system. Never going back.

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