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[–] 105 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (12 children)

Here's some wild river history for you:

The great lakes are super big, have huge flow rates, Superior is famously super deep since it's a continental-rift lake that was widened by glacial retreat .... But they only formed like 14,000 years ago when the glaciers retreated...

The river Tyne in England is 30 million years old, just when Antarctica was separating from Australia and South America.

The river Thames is 58 million years old, that's just after the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs.

The Rhine is at least 240 million years old ... From the Triassic era if not earlier.

And then there's 3 rivers in Appalachia that are ~ 320 million years old... The French Broad river, the Susquehanna river, and (ironically) the New river. They've been continuously flowing since the carboniferous period, literally when Pangea first started forming and before any bacteria or enzymes could break down trees (which eventually compacted and became all the coal in the mountains that formed alongside them).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rivers_by_age

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago* (6 children)

    🎵Almost Heaven, West Virginia

    Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River

    Life is old there, older than the trees

    Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze🎶

    Crazy those lyrics are literal facts. Also, you win the thread.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    Life is old there, older than the trees

    Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze

    The first part is correct, but technically both the river and life in that area predate the mountains, and all of them predate the continent by hundreds of millions of years, which is wild in its own right.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Ok but he said Susquehanna River. Not Shenandoah.

    Great song though.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Sorry you're confused. We are referencing this comment in which masterspace mentions the Susquehanna River. Not the Shenandoah River. Somehow it made shalafi excited and his brain substituted Susquehanna for Shenandoah which reminded him of the John Denver song, which yes is a lovely song, I belt it out loud every time I drive alone through West Virginia.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    before any bacteria or enzymes could break down trees (which eventually compacted and became all the coal in the mountains that formed alongside them).

    Building off of this, the difference between coal and oil is that coal comes from carbon that was buried before the bacteria existed to break it down, and oil after. There will eventually be more oil, but there will never be more coal

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