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‘BLACK HOLE’ [OC] (feddit.nl)
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- - - This is a comic strip - - - A wide shot shows a black hole in space. A spaceship labeled SPACE-Z-TRAVELS floats nearby. Several space tourists in spacesuits are doing a spacewalk, trying to take photos of themselves with the black hole in the background. In the foreground, Giselle says to her boyfriend, Jason: “Oh my god, babe! This is so freaky! Take some pictures!” Giselle poses in front of the black hole while Jason gets ready to take some cool photos. Jason says: “Float a few feet back, babe. A little further.” At the exact moment Jason snaps the first picture, the black hole starts pulling Giselle in. Her body stretches as she begins to be “spaghettified.” She screams: “Aaaaah!!! Jason!!!” Giselle has disappeared beyond the event horizon. Jason shouts: “Giselle!!! Nooooooo!!!” Jason begins to cry as he tries to process what just happened. He says: “Oh no. She’s gone. Forever.” He adds: “And for what? One shitty picture?” A moment later, the black hole starts to tear open with a loud ripping sound. Bright light breaks through the opening. In front of the blinding light inside the torn hole, the silhouette of Giselle appears. She is furious and yells: “Delete that picture!!!! Now!!!!”
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[–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Nobody visits my black hole, this one's getting all the attention

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