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Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Police (abcnews.go.com)

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[–] JustTheWind@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Owner shot from behind by their own shotgun due to negligent firearm storage. Dog didn't shoot shit.

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Once they get a taste for blood, they never stop.

Prequel to the critically acclaimed 'Hobo with a Shotgun' we present to you: 'Dog with a Shotgun'.

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That's just what somebody associated with BIG DOG would say.

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[–] johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

The fucking dumbass, " I'm gonna clean my shotgun, but let me make sure it's loaded first "

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