Waaah, voters realized that the orange ring around her mouth wasn't fucking cheeto dust. Sink the ship; drown the rats.

Took one glance at this TFDR word blob and thought "There's no way this geriatric wrote all of that himself". Clicked on the image and, what do you know, there's an em-dash in the second, rambling, sentence. Cool. I think I hate mecha-Hitler's dementia vomit as much as the original's.

We've known for literally decades that the standard for executing death row inmates is BELOW the standard that we use for euthanizing animals. I, for one, am not going to believe nor tolerate any of this fake head scratching from those who have been running those systems. This is being framed as unintentional cruelty begotten from miserly negligence. It never was just about the money. As with so many other things in this country; the cruelty was the point.

Right, like, how "owning" a car means that you need to purchase the entire means of production required to produce said car, including all patents and trademarks.

This guy is somehow multi-rail drifting his pseudo-capitalist argument with like, a cartoon version of communism. It's like he dropped acid and decided to become Frankenstein's Economist.

It's like being accused of aimboting in a competitive shooter. I just take it as a compliment.

Cowboy Bebop was just alright.

Okay, this is exactly the kind of malicious compliance that I can get behind. Fucking legends.

Literally gave a guy $100 once (everything in my wallet) so that he wouldn't need to keep begging in the parking lot. I was working minimum wage. Problem is, now I literally don't have enough money to do that again. Now see, maybe if the next person also did this, that might help solve the problem. Perhaps it might evolve into a community of people paying it forward and helping the brother next to them in a slowly strengthened network of support.

In other words, a much more expensive, unsustainable and unreliable version of a strong government funded social safety net.

Nah, this is probably suppose to make the poster look hypocritical, but I think the sentiment of basic life essentials still stands.

Imagine this person lives in an area where fracking, data centers, and beverage companies have stolen or destroyed access to water; then complaining about bottled water being locked up because of shoplifting.

Tooth decay can kill you eventually, but hydraulic despotism can kill you pretty quickly. The slowly boiled frog vs the one dropped immediately into the pan.

Just needs an electric guitar and a heroin addiction and that's an 80s rock-star in the making.

Is SpongeBob freeuse? Link him the MeatCanyon video. You know the one.

Even better, when he's on deployment, other men sleep at HIS house. True UNO reverse card.