Title text:
'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3167/
What's crazy (and sucks) is they DID have an EV S10 from the mid 90's (hence why it sucks: it's exactly what you want, but they killed it)
Of course it doesn't have the modern safety features, but I bet you could still find one if you're determined enough! Although it's possible you already knew this 😉