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Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be (theonion.com)
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[–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Never forget that effete jog out of the Capitol when he realised shit was about to go down

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Brave Sir Hawley ran away.
    Bravely ran away, away!
    When danger reared its ugly head,
    He bravely turned his tail and fled.
    Yes, brave Sir Hawley turned about.
    And gallantly he chickened out.
    Bravely taking to his feet
    He beat a very brave retreat,
    Bravest of the brave, Sir Hawley!

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