Ubisoft: “Your deposit has been made into your account.” Hangs up phone.

“Phew, it didn’t take much to confuse the peasants to fight amongst themselves”

He is and I distinctly remember one clip where he bragged that his game was piracy proof because the save system uses steam achievements. Conveniently ignoring the fully working steam backend emulators out there used to run every game whose sole DRM is the Steam Store.