Today, the government has banned all organized religion in order to curtail the fomenting of radical ideas in the isolation of cults throughout the country.

Feel free to calmly and scientifically, of your own free will, help us usher in a new era of rationlism and skeptical inquiry.

To this end, all entities receiving government funds will be reviewed for spiritual and dogmatic thinking. School library indexes will be purged of media containing unscientific themes which could lead to disorders of thought, titles include Harry Potter and The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

Additionally, the department of rational authority has banned the following archetypes of delusion:

Churches

Ashrams

Corporate wellness retreats

Reiki practices

Yoga studios

And any organization that uses the following words: Self care, hollistic, and manifesting.