▲ 805 ▼ Real Talk (lemmy.ml) submitted 1 year ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 74 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 104 points 1 year ago (6 children) You underestimate the murderous-ness of chickens. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 48 points 1 year ago (4 children) Chickens are no joke. Theyre assholes too. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] crank0271@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children) They're also tasty. I'm sure if it came down to it even a vegan wouldn't have many qualms about eating a supremely evil (but still tasty) chicken. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] stray@pawb.social 19 points 1 year ago (2 children) When you really think about it, dragons are just wealth-hoarding chickens. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) Chickens are closely related to avian dinosaurs. permalink fedilink source parent [–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago "Give us half of your hoard or we'll slay your feathered cousin!" permalink fedilink source parent [–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago They know, in the depths of their evil little bird brains, that they are dinosaurs. And what dino (deinos) stands for. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 48 points 1 year ago (4 children) Chickens are no joke. Theyre assholes too. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] crank0271@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children) They're also tasty. I'm sure if it came down to it even a vegan wouldn't have many qualms about eating a supremely evil (but still tasty) chicken. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] stray@pawb.social 19 points 1 year ago (2 children) When you really think about it, dragons are just wealth-hoarding chickens. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) Chickens are closely related to avian dinosaurs. permalink fedilink source parent [–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago "Give us half of your hoard or we'll slay your feathered cousin!" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children) They're also tasty. I'm sure if it came down to it even a vegan wouldn't have many qualms about eating a supremely evil (but still tasty) chicken. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] stray@pawb.social 19 points 1 year ago (2 children) When you really think about it, dragons are just wealth-hoarding chickens. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) Chickens are closely related to avian dinosaurs. permalink fedilink source parent [–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago "Give us half of your hoard or we'll slay your feathered cousin!" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] stray@pawb.social 19 points 1 year ago (2 children) When you really think about it, dragons are just wealth-hoarding chickens. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) Chickens are closely related to avian dinosaurs. permalink fedilink source parent [–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago "Give us half of your hoard or we'll slay your feathered cousin!" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) Chickens are closely related to avian dinosaurs. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago "Give us half of your hoard or we'll slay your feathered cousin!" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago They know, in the depths of their evil little bird brains, that they are dinosaurs. And what dino (deinos) stands for. permalink fedilink source parent