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I've gotta rewatch that Guy Pearce Time Machine movie now

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

wakes up

Looks at phone

"Do not disturb is on until your turn it off."

sighs in relief

checks once again before sleeping

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[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago*

"List of Items Which Fall Through the Letter Box After I’m Dead

A letter inviting me to apply for a gold credit card at 17 % APR;

A bill from the Electricity company for £46.22;

A voucher entitling me to enjoy any king size pizza for £4.99 (garlic bread not included);

A letter sent to the wrong person, she no longer lives here;

An advertisement from a bank, promising the lowest rate mortgage available;

Some dust;

A postcard from a long forgotten girlfriend;

A demand for council tax from Islington Borough Council;

An offer to invest in Jupiter’s high income fund ISA;

A reminder from Central Islington Library concerning overdue books;

More dust, leaves too;

A First Direct bank statement, showing a credit balance of 342.39;

A birthday card, (unopened)."

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