Children are starving and the president is focused on renovating white house bathrooms with gold fixtures. He is certainly following Nero's footsteps.

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[–] 33 points 1 year ago (7 children)
  1. Holy shit how fucked are are that this is even news. I hate this so much.

  2. I hate when a stupid motherfucker is right because, outside the gold, the marble looks way fuckin better than that green.

  3. To claim that marble and gold is somehow more era appropriate for Lincoln is pretty standard Trump-alternate-reality delusion fueled by narcissism.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Agreed on all counts aside from 2.

    The original had class and functionality, complete with datum lines and concealed lighting. It was aged, for sure, but the design comes together and looks comfortable.

    The new one is literally just slabs of maybe real marble but i doubt it. There's no demarcation between floor and ceiling. It's as if someone just used the paint bucket tool and clicked fill. The lighting is atrocious; if you're in the bath you cop an eyeful of a glare bomb.

    I'd take the original any day. Would have probably just added sheer curtains to the windows.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I completely agree on 2, I think the green looked like ass and the marble is a significant improvement. I don't get his obsession with gold though, brushed nickel would've gone much better in there.

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