Peak movie idea (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
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I want to see a Superman film where the CIA tries to eliminate Clark Kent, and make it look like an accident, not because he's Superman, but because Clark Kent is a really good journalist, and the CIA team assigned to take him out gets really frustrated because they can't figure out why they keep failing.
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[–] 57 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What's this flattened piece of metal doing on the table? Wait a minute... Are you Superman in disguise and the bullets fired from a silenced gun bounced off your invulnerable chest and landed on the table? ...What am I saying? If that were true, Superman obviously would have eaten them to hide the evidence.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I would have called the waiter and blamed it on the kitchen. No suspicion and a free meal most likely.

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