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[–] 75 points 1 year ago* (14 children)

I would waterboard myself with a tall cold frothy glass of whole chocolate milk. I'm a dirty little milk slut. I think I was essentially stockholmed into it. I remember being like "ew fat bad" as a kid and drinking skim for cereal. But somewhere down the line that turned into me just slopping heavy whipping cream neat. I mean fuck me I'm drinking a chocolate milk on my walk to work right fucking now.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

    I once drank so much chocolate milk in a short time that I almost puked. Was like almost 2L

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Yeesh, drinking that much fluid in one go can be really dangerous, yeah.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    This is true, but drinking two liters of milk is a lot less dangerous than drinking two liters of water, because that much water at once will throw your electrolyte balance off, and that's what can kill you. Milk has electrolytes in it so the effect isn't necessarily as dire. But... still wouldn't recommend it.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Dude when I'm running a race I have to walk while drinking the tiny little paper cup of water they give you enroute because the physical activity combined with drinking something makes my stomach churn (nerves might also be playing a factor since I'm still at the stage where every race I'm excited but also too nervous to eat and struggle to get enough calories in before the race)

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Once I learned fat is good, I started laying heavy layers of butter, lots of cheese, drinking whole milk, etc. And it tastes good, because we've evolved to like what's good for us.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    because we've evolved to like what's good for us.

    Lots of tasty berries will kill you. So will tons of would-be herbs. Processed sugar is delicious. So are a lot of foods with trans fats. Cyanide apparently tastes like almonds. And kids ate lead paint chips because they were sweet.

    Nice job, evolution!

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    We also developed brains to learn which things will kill us despite tasting good, so that's fine. Very good job, evolution!

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