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You can try this strategy if you're tired of dating apps (media.piefed.world)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A koala came down a tree next to us and wandered off into the bush bellowing with an erection.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    sure.. but when I do it it's frowned upon.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    You have to do it right.

    Pee yourself, get Chlamydia, be high as the ionosphere, bellow gutturally, be irritable, have crusty hair, and make sure you have an amazing PR team that makes you look cuddly.

    ...

    I don't like Koalas.

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