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[โ€“] 40 points 1 year ago* (12 children)

Unlimited budget? My tactical umbrella is capable of generating 5MW of electricity from cold nuclear fusion.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Then you will need a secondary umbrella for primary, watsr and electricity go boom boom together

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Thankfully, being shaped like an umbrella, the design already accounts for this by directing rain away from the power output located at the base of the handle. It's Type C!

    With my unlimited budget, I have also funded research to increase the official USB-C PD spec to a frankly irresponsible five megawatts of energy throughput.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Ok, but can you hold it above your head?

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Why wouldn't they be able to? It's an umbrella.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    To be fair, since it is also a 5MW cold fusion reactor, it is also rather heavy, so one does need to be stronger than the average person. It's the ONLY downside to this innovative product. It even folds!

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I assumed that you wouldn't ask for an umbrella that you, yourself, would be unable to carry.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Now that just seems a bit unrealistic, doesn't it? Everyone knows nuclear reactors are quite heavy. Let's not stoop to silliness.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What are you talking about? I don't know they are quite heavy, so that means everyone doesn't.

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