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Violence is always the answer (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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[–] 113 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Ask either guard: "If I asked the other guard which door led to the castle, what would they say?" The answer is always the door that leads to instant death; enter the other door.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Then, rip both of them in half and knock down the safe door so that everyone after you immediately knows the safe route

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    If you rip them both in half, then two of your party are cursed to be the next two truth/lie guards. Roll for unintended consequences.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Time to rip the table, the DM, and everyone's minifigs in half. It's rippening time.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The third guard stabs people who ask tricky questions.

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