fartographer comments on Violence is always the answer

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Then, rip both of them in half and knock down the safe door so that everyone after you immediately knows the safe route

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If you rip them both in half, then two of your party are cursed to be the next two truth/lie guards. Roll for unintended consequences.

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Time to rip the table, the DM, and everyone's minifigs in half. It's rippening time.

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

[sings]: I'd like to rip the world in half / for perfect disharmonyyyy!

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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'm a fan of the revised Little Mermaid song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

“So, you’re telling me I could have just greater restoration’d the guards rather than killing them? My god isn’t going to like this.”

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