If I could suit up like in games that actually have good clothing options and don't punish you for just getting every option I totally would, but for better or worse I settle for tattered hand me downs from my uncle that I have been wearing since I was 7 or so. And some hand me ups from my younger siblings that became bigger than me as a top up to the supply.

Idk what you're talking about, used clothing is both the most affordable and the gaudiest. I love it.

I'll give you a full rebuttal as soon as I'm done reaching the top shelf and unscrewing the lid of the pickle jar.