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✨ new tech bingo ✨ (lemmy.ml)
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[–] 106 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I was looking for "buzzword soup website doesn't say what the product fucking does"

Maybe that wouldn't fit in a square

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I was scrolling through job postings today and came across one that read like this. I was confused -> clicked the link -> saw a picture of two oil rig workers -> genuinely said "Ah, oil!" out loud -> and closed the web page.

    They try to hide behind green washing and jargon. It happened to me at a university career fair a few months ago, too.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    A game of Bingo requires several players to have different cards. That would be on another card. Other possible entries:

    • Uses recently popular buzzword tech for no reason.
    • Uses an always-on internet connection and multiple server farms to perform a function that ran locally on a Palm V PDA in 1997
    • Isn't legal in the EU
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