This reads like a joke question, I know, but I actually mean it.

Are you supposed to answer this sort of suggestive question with honesty? Or is this generally meant to be answered in coy and or affirmation? Because I don't want to ruin the mood but I also don't want to unwittingly spoil her expectations. (FYI, I'm average sized.)

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[–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

You tell them "it's not 12" but it smells like a foot" and then get ready to fight them off with a stick.

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