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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 95 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Breast milk is full of nutrients that a combat solider needs on the battlefield.

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[–] funnyBunny@ani.social 38 points 1 year ago

The ideal American soldier is strong, hairless, and lactating.

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[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 21 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Chat, is this real?

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Age a few years before you try the internet again.

And yes breast milk has nutrients, that’s the point of it.

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[–] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jane Cobb needs mudders milk

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[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

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[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

When do we get to go to the shitty planet where I’m a hero? -Wash

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