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[–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If a 747 gets me Idaho, what do I need to upgrade to a Dakota? What about Texas?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago*

    Try letting a tree fall on you. Make sure you sue the ever living shit out of whoever owns that tree.

    Oh, and then make sure that once you have the power to do so, you pass a law that prevents anyone else from suing the way you did.

    (Greg Abbot did this, he's the governor of Texas)

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