I clicked play and the airy chanting and ambient whatever started playing, and I was scrolling around the page to try and find some kind of information or clue into what this was about, and I got to the bottom and it said "If you like Tallah you might also like: Bloodywood", and I was like Ah, ok, I just need to wait.

Yeah, that's fun. I didn't even read the second half of your comment and had the exact same Korn thought.