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[–] 37 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

Evangelicals would claim it as their Jesus returning to heaven.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    They'll put a giant memorial up in Washington for every American person to weep at and they'll track who comes to grieve and whether they have done so sufficiently to avoid the work camps that Dear Leader Vance will have built for disloyal citizens and degenerate queers.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Remind them that Jesus Barabbas' hiatus from the cult - a symbolic death and then rebirth - took place closer to passover anyway. There's little chance we can keep Mr Trump alive long enough to line that up.

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