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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Every MAGA is going to volunteer to work on Saturdays, and every holiday, right? Dear Leader requires it.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

"I DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS!!!" - person that voted for the candidate that promised more work without more pay

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[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

God only got one day of rest, you deserve more rest than God?

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I had a pre-MAGA family member say to me "holidays are for Christians, you should have to work!" This is the level of intellect that will control our lives for the foreseeable future.

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[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago*

It's a distinct lack of understanding given that Jews also have a sabbath day and so does Islam (sorta, it's a day of increased prayer but not literally a day of res) literally every Abrahamic religion I can think of has a sabbath.

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