I thought the Bourbon was more of a Custard Cream ripoff?

Anyway, I'd never even heard of a Hydrox. I'd love to try one. I'll try any biscuit once.

My objection to Oreos is that Cadbury (who used to make a lot of UK chocolate) got bought out by the same company that makes Oreos, and then started putting pieces of Oreo in every product they make, then the shelves filled up with the Oreo ones and you couldn't get the normal ones.