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So apparently JD Vance wants to tax "childlessness" Make America Fertile Again: The strange bedfellows of the new baby boom agenda (reason.com)
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[–] 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

What if we trapped JD Vance in the body of an immortal baby you could endlessly neglect?

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I'd like evidence he isn't currently an immortal baby.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    He is clearly going for the "immortal baby" look, I'll give you that, but it is obvious he is just a poser and not a real immortal baby.

    JD is no Danny Devito.

    Real immortal babies emerge naked from couches, fake ones try to nakedly penetrate into them.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    See, I'd still have to see, hear, smell the thing.

    There is no element of a child under the age of say 10 that I enjoy at all.

    That horrible shriek they make, happy or sad sounds exactly the same to me, makes my skin crawl.

    No babies, not ever. Death before diapers!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    The only thing I like about kids is I can take them to whatever goofy place I want and get them to give it a shot. Got my nephew and niece hooked on hotpot and dumplings.

    Being an uncle kicks ass. Would I want kids of my own though? Questionable.

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