Alternative post title: Funding our collective planetary demise for fun and profit.
Serious answer: Any investment that isn't an Index fund is gambling under a different name.
The vanguard ESGV index fund is a good compromise between expense ratio, reliable returns, and avoiding investing in planet killing fossil fuels (it still has a bunch of evil tech companies in it though, including Tesla and Nvidia. It's extremely difficult to avoid money going toward those shitbags and effectively use the stock market. It's all fucked).