Just... everywhere.

That noise outside? You bet your arse it's a fox.

That feeling at the back of your neck? A garden spider has definitely set up camp.

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[–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yeah those orange orb spider cunts are everywhere yuk 🤢 I swear those bastards are actually some kind of tiny spybot because they sound like metal if you flick them off their web.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    Flick em? My only physical connection to spiders is between a hard flat card and a cup

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Tbf that was something I was brave enough to do as a kid, but in my 40s they are cleared from a distance with a bamboo cane 😂**

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