*An official letter, signed by at least three colleagues.

Schmuck Schumer is hard at work, editing his last one, so we don't think it's the same one.

Jokes on him, nobody is paying any attention to him anyway. He could give the same speech every time, and nobody would even notice.

What a loser. If we aren't going to kick him out, just ignore him, and let him get back to his insider trading. That's his only priority anyway. He might as well be a MAGA.

And they will even threaten to wag their fingers!

If we're lucky they'll do something that speaks to the youth, like doing Tiktok dances in protest

Voters made sure they can't do anything else.