I only get that Johnny Chimpo branded stuff. It's Afghanistanimation!

Id ride in a bently, I wouldnt ride in a spacex or tesler

I was about to say, who would ever brand their cocaine, whether it was actually SpaceX or some random cartel? I would get the "brand identification" argument at the end user stage, but marking your bulk shipment of drugs just seems dumb.

i need to clean my glasses i thought i finally found the secret ingredient in my beaver brand mustard