How do you stop a mormon from drinking all your beer?

Invite two of them.

The deal with Utah is it's actually only 40% Mormon. And when you have a bunch a kids growing up in the Mormon church, a decently large number of them will crash out. And when they crash out, they tend to crash out pretty hard.

So Utah has large communities for various countercultures and alternative lifestyles. You can visit a random business, and often find both types working together side by side. And it is usually quite obvious which is which from external signs.

I used to travel for work and had a couple of rather nice hook-ups with some Utah Mormon guys. Magic underwear and everything.

ETA: Also a guy here. May be relevant context.

Kinda like how my buddy who grew up in rural Lancaster, PA said the Amish kids always grew the best weed.

Sounds like a mormon i (briefly) dated in high school. Couldn't take a sip of my Arizona bc caffeine, had no problem showing up for a band competition rolling off her ass after a rave the night before. Got super into coke after high school as well, and who knows what else. The logic leaps sound exhausting to keep going.

Last I heard, she was clean and doing good though, happy for her.

My good friend is exmormon and he blows coke constantly

Oh so it's like how Baptists drink all your beer