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Hell, introduced it myself (eviltoast.org)

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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Actually there was a comment in the ancient JIRA scripture:

there's just a small bug, will fix in a follow-up ticket.

But historians never found the fabled follow-up ticket.

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Follow up ticket still in the backlog with a comment tagging the PM and PO that says "This needs to be fixed ASAP or we're gonna have a bad time."

Created Date: Four years ago.

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