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[–] 104 points 1 year ago (21 children)

I get the joke, but the sundials of ancient civilisations precluded clocks.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    "Precluded" means "prevented" or to "make impossible" ❤️

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Oh hot damn, first time I used that word.

    Maybe presaged?

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  • [–] 60 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Sundials also didn't work very well at midnight for some reason, what's ya point?

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  • [–] 66 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    You're just not holding the flashlight properly.

    If you hold the flashlight right they work 100% of the time.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Instructions unclear, I think my fleshlight is broken..

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It's all the Babylonians fault

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Those fuckers could count to 60 on their fingers. Witchcraft!

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