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[–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

one time in high school my buddy said something outrageous so i tried to respond (jokingly) with "I'm going to slap your face!" and also "I'm going to kick your ass!" but the two options both got shoved into my verbal buffer and that's how I nearly mass murdered my entire friend group with laughter by accidentally threatening to slap his ass

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