cannonblauer

Skweezy have you ever been with a celebrity's wife before?

skweezy4real

@cannonblauer I ONCE GOT INVITED 2 A HOLLYWOOD ORGY BUT I MISSED THE ROAD I WAS SUPPOSED 2 TURN DOWN AN WENT 2 FAR AN WHEN I TRIED 2 TURN AROUND I HAD 2 GO THRU A LITTLE CESAERS PARKIN LOT AN I COULD SEE RIGHT THRU THE WINDOW THAT THEY HAD A FRESH STACK OF $5 HOT AN READYS SO YEA THAT WAS THAT
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[–] 7 points 1 year ago (7 children)

How does one get invited to such cool events?

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    Judging by sqweezy4real's profile picture, my guess hes leveraging a secret rule 3: be wealthy. Because I can tell you for SURE that dude is NOT attractive unless you are into drywall-punching high-school dropout Kyles.

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