Skweezy is a treasure.

Oh,, hey, Skweezy! I forgot about him since I left Reddit. His posts are hilarious.

Honestly, worth it ngl, I'd do the same, everyone, make the asexual choice.

Have you ever fucked a hot n ready?

It's a very tight window between being too hot and too congealed.

How does one get invited to such cool events?

Last thing I want to do after eating pizza is participate in an orgy! Carb coma!

Did he bring enough pizza for everybody?

Skweezy needs to raise his standards and get their Crazy Puffs instead, only thing worth messing with.

The only problem is the people who make them are the kind of people that work at little Caesars so you're going to have to be open to the fact that if you order the cheese ones you're probably getting the pepperonis