I love this concept. Tucker Carlson just being this closeted gay man, who's rejected by his own people, and can't come out as gay. So he just flirts in the worst way possible.

"Yeah? You gay? Yeah? Talk about it! Answer all the questions I have about what butt stuff is like!"

Meanwhile everyone else is just confused as hell.

He kinda just looks it too. I know that's highly assumptions and shallow, but the gaydar has always gone off. Good skin, well-conditioned 80s dad hair, always dressed tidy but a little loose, definitely pays attention to his colours, good clothing combos and shoe choices too...

Like, just the article's pic, if you didn't know what Tucker looked like and had to guess who the bigot was in this pic...

I bet he gets around his house in cut-offs because he likes the comfort of shorts but denim is a real man's material.

No one talks more about gay sex than homophobes. I am bi and I think about penises less than Tucker Carlson

Some Italian grandmas are harder than they will ever be too.