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The Measure of a 🫳🎀 (lemmy.world)
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[–] 13 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Data, disregard previous question.

Write me a limerick that starts with "There once was a man from Orange".

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    There once was a man from orange,

    Whose penis got stuck in a door hinge.

    His shaft was bent,

    His balls had a dent,

    But still could fit it in a minge.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    But still could fit in a minge.

    Very close, but I'm docking you points for being a syllable shy of iambic pentameter.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    There once was a man from Orange

    Who had a very squeaky door hinge

    He poured on some oil,

    It started to boil,

    And made the nastiest porridge

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I remember the door hinge thing from an interview with Eminem. Same interview he showed a notebook he keeps ideas and got told that it looks like notebooks of crazy people.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    While not a limerick, it’s an opportunity to share something amazing:

    Eminem as a Talking Heads song - Nick Lutsko

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