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[โ€“] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

There once was a man from orange,

Whose penis got stuck in a door hinge.

His shaft was bent,

His balls had a dent,

But still could fit it in a minge.

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    But still could fit in a minge.

    Very close, but I'm docking you points for being a syllable shy of iambic pentameter.

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