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[–] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Carolina BBQ so that the monster will be disappointed and move on.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    Carolina BBQ

    is that what they call ketchup there?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    It's a mustard based BBQ that is a crime of the highest order.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I thought you were going to say it was a BBQ sauce spiced with Carolina Reapers. In which case, avoid using heavy amounts in groin area and sleep with goggles on. Maybe even tie your hands up so you don't scratch anywhere in your sleep.

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