Suuuuure, buddy.

Yeah weirdly (or maybe not) when we get down to it too, every sense is a sense of touch. Your ears touch the vibrations in the air, your nose touches the particles in the air, your eyes feel the touch of the light that hits them, skin is self explanatory, and then your tongue, which is touching on a very miniscule level while checking for all the chemicals and seeing if your nose is confirming that the touch is similar to the particles

Sucking on couches & table legs & footballs. Toddlers have a lot going on at school.

Seems likely to me

I think you might be onto something.

I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.