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[–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This reminds me of the first time I tried to masturbate.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    this just gave me flashbacks
    my parents never gave me "the talk" so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching "how to masturbate" and stuff like that. I didn't want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
    I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minute

    absolutely hilarious in retrospect

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  • There's something about someone learning about masturbation using a Nintendo Switch that makes my bones ache.

    (It was a gallery of Japanese bathroom graffiti found via Yahoo! that cracked the code for me, in terms of the necessary mechanics. Thank you, bored guy taking a shit in Shibuya and even more bored guy who made a website with translations).

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