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New repos, high hopes, every time (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 year ago by m33@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

This implies that my code lives outside of modern tech. I write pure assembly

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[–] ulterno@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

No, you gotta be making your own transistors.
The one on the bottom is the CPU architectures.

The background is the laws of the universe.

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