▲ 73 ▼ I Hacked Monster Energy and You Won't Believe What They Think You Look Like: The Energy Drink Giant That Forgot to Lock Its Doors (bobdahacker.com) submitted 1 year ago by ItWasntme223@lemmy.jtworld.xyz to c/privacy@lemmy.ca 17 comments fedilink hide all child comments Cross posted from: https://programming.dev/post/36206911
[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (9 children) Are they wrong? permalink fedilink source hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 18 points 1 year ago (1 child) There's one key demographic I think they're missing... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago I approve of this demographic. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Chozo@fedia.io 17 points 1 year ago (2 children) I think it's spot-on, except for the "skews Hispanic" part, as I'm pretty certain that 95% of Monster is consumed by white guys named Kyle. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago You can be white and Hispanic! Probably less likely to be named Kyle in that case, I’ll grant you. permalink fedilink source parent [–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago They might have actual data to back up their shit though permalink fedilink source parent [–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago Every person I see at the store paying for an energy drink is a 20-30 year old white guy wearing a Crooks and Castles hoodie, or a skater dude. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children) Legit every person I know that drinks monster other than me is under 30, white and if they arent lower income, they are in the trades and still very "working class" Im middle aged, white, working class and the only reason I buy Monster ever is because their white can sugar free is my 3rd choice of energy drink after Ghost and Musashi IN THAT ORDER. Ghost slaps. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Just under 30, white, working class Mango loco. There is no drink of any kind that I like as much as mango loco. Just a shame it's about the most sugar dense drink in the store, only losing to 1 other energy drink and a handful of juices. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago The ghost stuff tastes like diabetes fodder. All sugarfree. I dont want to think too hard about how they accomplish that. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 18 points 1 year ago (1 child) There's one key demographic I think they're missing... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago I approve of this demographic. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago I approve of this demographic. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 17 points 1 year ago (2 children) I think it's spot-on, except for the "skews Hispanic" part, as I'm pretty certain that 95% of Monster is consumed by white guys named Kyle. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago You can be white and Hispanic! Probably less likely to be named Kyle in that case, I’ll grant you. permalink fedilink source parent [–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago They might have actual data to back up their shit though permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago You can be white and Hispanic! Probably less likely to be named Kyle in that case, I’ll grant you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago They might have actual data to back up their shit though permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago Every person I see at the store paying for an energy drink is a 20-30 year old white guy wearing a Crooks and Castles hoodie, or a skater dude. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children) Legit every person I know that drinks monster other than me is under 30, white and if they arent lower income, they are in the trades and still very "working class" Im middle aged, white, working class and the only reason I buy Monster ever is because their white can sugar free is my 3rd choice of energy drink after Ghost and Musashi IN THAT ORDER. Ghost slaps. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Just under 30, white, working class Mango loco. There is no drink of any kind that I like as much as mango loco. Just a shame it's about the most sugar dense drink in the store, only losing to 1 other energy drink and a handful of juices. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago The ghost stuff tastes like diabetes fodder. All sugarfree. I dont want to think too hard about how they accomplish that. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Just under 30, white, working class Mango loco. There is no drink of any kind that I like as much as mango loco. Just a shame it's about the most sugar dense drink in the store, only losing to 1 other energy drink and a handful of juices. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago The ghost stuff tastes like diabetes fodder. All sugarfree. I dont want to think too hard about how they accomplish that. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago The ghost stuff tastes like diabetes fodder. All sugarfree. I dont want to think too hard about how they accomplish that. permalink fedilink source parent