That's how we know they don't surf.

Needs more watermarks.

I'll take shitty niche stock photos for 500 Alex!

If I had a nickel for every car in space, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't much but it is weird it happened twice.

So much f*ckin' spaghetti.

“I call it ‘global warming’”

I know a method to cook fish IN the water. Souper secret method.

Not to be catty but If I hits, you sits

Big Lemmy disagrees lol

Were you trying to write sremoveding lol

Edit: Oh come on, that's not a bad word!

Even Harold couldn't help sremoveding at this one

And I would drive 500 miles and I would drive 500 more just to be the man who drove 1000 miles to get stuck at your door.

I need gas (I need gas) Ga ga ga ga ga ga ga gas.

Caaause you know I'd walk a thousand miles, if I could just, see, you... tonight

🎹

CANYONERO!

I have walked 500 miles and I will walk 500 more... Great now that song is stuck in my head

I just completed 5500 miles or so of road trip split between 2 trips and didn't take any turns.

Martha is a bitch

Really depends on the spread

Them tiddies be way ahead of the bell curve

Still better than being median

Unrealistic standards, smh.

Jeez that's definitely not an average rack.

Ourgasm, comrade

I admire people who have so little shame for their grammar and spelling.