A car is a real mode of transportation. A bicycle is a toy with wheels. Cars are faster, safer, more practical, and actually useful for anything beyond pretending you’re training for the Tour de France.

A car carries groceries, passengers, luggage, and anything else you need. A bike carries a sweaty rider and maybe a backpack. A car protects you from rain, heat, and cold. A bike leaves you soaked, frozen, or sunburned. A car travels hundreds of miles in a few hours. A bike takes all day to cover the same distance, if you even make it.

Bikes aren’t efficient. They’re slow, unsafe, and ultimately a nuisance to real traffic. The only reason they’re tolerated is because some people are too stubborn or too broke to get a car.

Cars are transportation. Bicycles are exercise equipment. Confusing the two doesn’t make you enlightened—it just makes you wrong.

I honestly don’t understand how people can still cope with using Linux in 2025. Like… why? Are you trying to punish yourself?

On Windows, I click install and boom—it works. On Linux, you have to summon the dark arts of sudo apt-get this and chmod that just to open your stupid text editor. Congrats, you’ve turned using your computer into unpaid IT labor.

Meanwhile, the rest of us on Windows are playing literally any game we want, running the best apps without crying about “compatibility layers,” and actually getting work done. Don’t even start with the “bloatware” nonsense either—nobody cares. My PC boots in 5 seconds, runs everything flawlessly, and doesn’t require me to join some obscure forum to fix basic problems like “why won’t my Wi-Fi work today?”

Linux users always act smug about being “tech-savvy,” but let’s be real: if your OS requires a cult-like Discord server just to troubleshoot why your sound card isn’t working, maybe it’s not as “superior” as you think.

So yeah. Windows > Linux. Always has been, always will be. Cope, seethe, and keep compiling your kernels while the rest of us are actually using our computers instead of worshipping them.