duh nuh duh nuh duh nuh

in a lower voice

duh nuh duh nuh duh nuh

Ah, it's just a matter of time before people will start being blasted into plumes of dust.

Sounds like the other contestants

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Didn’t Finnish

Yeah 50 kg really isn't that much for an adult woman, so a minimum here makes sense imo.

Also proud to see our national sport spreading.

Torille!

I'm guessing, they wanted the physique of the partner to be relevant (otherwise might as well just make it a race with weights), without encouraging those partners to starve themselves for the competition...

"All 'wives' must weigh at least 50kg. Anyone under-weight is obliged to wear a rucksack filled with tins of flour, water or similar to bring them to the required weight."

This seems pretty arbitrary. Why not weigh them all down to have an equal and fair competition?

Here's an idea, pick up people's trash so they don't have to do this..

Well for the athletes quarters they had a whole beach imported and built, with sun lamps and everything. Plus a Brazilian volleyball team

There’s a winter volleyball team?

Aw, now im jealous. They're sinners!

From experience I can guarantee spending your time feeding hoards of cats doesn't improve social anxiety in any way.

I mean power outages have also led to higher birthrates 9 months later

Definitely Renaissance Faire

Also meth.

I was hoping the headline was about lobsters. Back in December 2025 there was a news story of $400k of live lobsters stolen in mid-shipment. I was hoping to hear of something from that heist.

In a row?

10x less

Does this mean 1/10th?

https://forum.wordreference.com/threads/%C2%ABx-times-less%C2%BB-%E2%80%93-bad-way-to-express-a-ratio.2785474/

Excuse me. It's pronounced "Canadaland"

"I got off on the wrong foot!"

"Germantown" sounds made up af ngl

"Yes I have a girlfriend. You wouldn't know her; she's from Canadaville"

There are plenty of other activities to keep athletes busy in the Olympic village, including a large gym, table football and air hockey games and even a piano. There are also free drinks machines, stacked with Coca-Cola and Innocent smoothies.

Uh-huh, as opposed to banging the entire Volleyball team

I would win gold in the rawdogging competition then.

Nice, so they'll loosen up a bit like old socks so as not strangle my massive cock. Thanks for the, uh... tip.

And now they’re just coming out of the woodwork.